| The Capchanlings did not like the message the Under Paladin was spreading Ignoring his good works they stripped from him his holy weapons
 and bound him to bacterial bushes
 and bent him with raw bleeding iron
 For forty years and forty days
 such was the Penance of the Under Paladin
 Til he was freed by the Laughing Monk King
 and the Crying Nun Queen
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You could take that further, interesting beginning/or middle to start from.
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