Monday, August 30, 2010

River Troll

River Trolls are a nasty lot. All teeth and a mind full of recipes for tartar. They are not any more malicious than a piranha, or more evil than a shark. They are quite kind parents only eating the runts. River Trolls are repulsed by rosemary. River Trolls do not lurk under bridges out of professional courtesy to standard trolls.


  1. Great white shark gone river troll. Trying camouflage to survive the ruthless hunting of their species...

  2. great white? nah, looks more like a salmon shark if it was a shark.