Source: The Omen
Location: Upscale neighborhoods
Threat Assessment: Eventually a 9. As a child Damien is protected by devilish influences. So if there's any glass to fall it will be on your head. If there are dogs they will attack you. Basically a walking case of murphy's law on a bender. When grown up, according to Biblical prophecy will bring about armageddeon without the giant asteroid.
Limitations: Only rates a 9 because the same prophecy says Jesus is coming back and will mop the floor with him.