Sunday, May 6, 2012

Things You Need To Know #150

It is now legal to shoot a "Bigfoot" in Texas.  In response Ebenezer Stone is offering classes in self defense for any self respecting Bigfoot, skunk ape, or sasquatch in the Lone Star State.  He is even offering them the use of special 98.6 caliber revolvers given their size and strength.   No word if has had any takers yet.

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