"Hi I'm Johnny Jo, and we will Rock!"

Johnny Jo was the front man for several bands of the Esoterrorist movement.  He wasn't a thinker, he was never credited with writing any songs, but he was a dynamic stage presence.  Like everyone involved with the movement, however, his life was marked by darkness.  Many singers go through relationships like they were M&M's but generally the ex is still around.

Johnny Jo has been married six times.
The authorities have yet to find any of the ex Mrs. Jo.

Currently, it is said that Johnny Jo is residing somewhere in the sandy wilds of Nevada.  He cannot be reached for comment.