"Assault of the Sasquatch" is pretty bad. Maybe if there were more people watching with me, or if I had the habit of drinking and viewing it might have been a "fun" bad movie. But no, it's just a really bad movie. It apes (sasquatches?) Carpenter's "Assault on Precinct 13," a bunch of crooks, cops, and others are trapped in an isolated police station by a very upset Sasquatch. Add in a fat teen doing a very bad and over broad Chris Farley (Yes for YOU it is too soon.), and you have the recipe for a migraine.
"The Craving" didn't fair much better. Add one desert, one shack, and a bunch of characters we wished would have died before the film began and you have a waste of time. The bizarre creature who has the ability to turn other people into orange eyed crazy people, just isn't bizarre enough to save things.
Just goes to show, you can't have a treat every time you dip into the movie bag. Some days it is all black jelly beans. ewww..
STRANGE SPANNERS being an accounting of strangeness of the warp and woof of my mind For those of you new here, think of this as 1/2 "Night Gallery" Our Motto: Nos somnium quisnam es futurus fatum quod insolitus tutus vos!
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