Dead Fury proves Sam Raimi's genius. This is a project from someone who's seen evil dead oooohhhhh about seventy billion times. He then decided to create his own version using animation a bit above stick figures. Basically, two dudes, a girl with the MOST ANNOYING CHIPMUNK VOICE, and an old dude he needs to find the loo every five minutes go out into the woods to hunt. I already want them dead, but the film teases me by only killing one at a time and making their eyes pop out and become blood puking zombies. It sounds much better than it really is. Did I mention MOST ANNOYING CHIPMUNK VOICE. I mean even Alvin, Simon, and theodore would be going "you are pitchy dawg." Best to avoid.
Scream Girls is from Japan, but its from boring Japan not crazy Japan. It concerns school girls and the urban legend involving a hideous ghosts who drags people till their skill rips off. Again, sounds better than it is. I sort of nodded off in places. So at least I got a restful nap.
Side note: Yes I am capable of napping during scenes of carnage. Boring violence is still boring.
STRANGE SPANNERS being an accounting of strangeness of the warp and woof of my mind For those of you new here, think of this as 1/2 "Night Gallery" Our Motto: Nos somnium quisnam es futurus fatum quod insolitus tutus vos!
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