Contessa Frachisma Latensa has yet to learn that plastic surgery is not a toy. Her botched third eye graft did not grant her enlightenment. Only a new scar, blinding headaches, and dreams about the Dali Lama in Howard Johnson singing ragtime. Undeterred, she already plan her next outre surgical outing involving a pouch on her belly so she can avoid having to carry a bag.
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